Ashley, I'm glad it made me chuckle, as well. I like when I can take a sort of negative experience and turn it into a funny story.
Hugs, I wish that the blogger had cited the original author of that quote. She is a friend of mine who recently received a bone marrow transplant and where she has to be isolated for several months due to her fragile immune system, she's started writing a blog. It's been very inspiring to read and yesterday's post seemed especially relevant. My dentist has let us listen to music while he worked on our teeth since the Sony Walkman days! He used to have a big drawer full of cassette tapes.
Good luck with your next visit - I think that best choice would have been a "Peaceful Imagery" meditation. Next time, I'll know better - Well, hopefully there won't be a next time - Always remember to floss :)